Buy Some Rockets

Adventurers and Lovers of Fun (ALFs)

An alert to you all this morning! Those darned Commies are at it again. North Korea to be precise. Launching a long range missile capable of hitting the West under the guise of putting a satelitte up, to be precise. Breaking all their recent agreements to be precise.

And where's the wild rhetoric from the White House? Where are the garbled threats to inflict massive damage on the axis of evil for this violation? Why hasn't there been an immediate challenge to 'Bring it on punk'? Whose misunderestimitating who these days?

Well I have a solution that will appeal to fun lovers. Buy your own rockets and stage a personal show of defiance in your own back yard. Stomp rockets to be precise (unless you can get some tomahawks and we haven't got a site for those..............yet!!). We do however have a great range of weaponry that should make those pesky commies think twice. Check out the range of rockets here.

I would advise a full battery of Airburst Rockets and Mighty Missiles for the initial offensive, followed up with a hail of Stomp Rockets for closer range combat. If you've got an old action man kicking around somewhere, why not hang him up from a tall tree and use him as target practice so you wont be found wanting on the aiming front when you you have to use your rockets in anger.

It might also be worth stocking up on a wild sling giant water balloon launcher to supplement the stomp rockets, particularly if you can second a couple of mates into your militia.

Finally if this fails and you have to make a stand, make sure you have some Nerf NStrike Maverick blasters between you and maybe enlist the help of the cavalry in the form of a few Morphibians.

Whatever happens to the great land of ALFonia, defend it with all your might and don't forget to HAVE FUN whilst you do so.

M