Thursday, 19 March 2009

Here Comes The Sun

Hi Adventurers and Lovers of Fun,

At last! After what seems like a very cold and long winter we seem to be finally there. Spring has arrived and early: it's time to enjoy a major vitamin D boost and spend as much time as possible soaking up the rays.

To help with this most pleasurable of activities Venture Blue has the following tips to make the most of this sunny spell:-

1. Homeworking. Suggest a trial initiative to your boss in order to help cut carbon emissions and boost productivity! Tell her a bit of 'blue sky thinking" is just what the company needs. If you can somehow include the words 'diversity', 'equality', 'health', 'safety' and 'environmental' in your pitch so much the better. Then deliver what you promised............. a bit of blue sky thinking.

2. Sunbathing. Get on line asap and get your sun care products from thesuncareshop.com. OK it doesn't feel like you'll burn but it's important to get the best possible base tan laid down before things get hotter.

3. Wear less. Yes thats right; make the most of the warmth and get your shorts on. I checked yesterday and they are fine from about 10.00am to 5.00pm by which time it starts getting a little chilly. That's 7 hours of leg freedom. Some suggestions from oxbowshop.co.uk. For the guys.The red Busou Boardshorts, cause like I mentioned previously, bright colours are going to be the thing in a recession. For the ladies the pink Belma 'Volley ball Style' shorts are sure to get you noticed!

4. Top up your 'surf fitness' with a few games of aerobie and a few sessions on your extra long slack line. Keep your mobile on and if your boss calls you can make the obvious joke; which hopefully will be taken the right way! (writer takes no liability if this backfires and you get sacked!)

Whatever you do, get out have fun and be 'careless'

M

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