Beware of imitations (expensive or otherwise)

Hi Alfs,

Now was it only me or did anyone else notice something a bit odd about the Michael Jackson pr event where he announced his 'amazing comeback tour'?

Anything about Michael himself?

I've seen it a couple of times and also looked at the still pictures and I have this doubt that I can't quite rid my mind of.

The body language and movement seemed, well, different. The ever changing face looked, well, changed. The voice seemed kind of unfamiliar. The question has to be raised, Was it really him?

We saw a similar use of a double on tv a few times, just before the Gulf War. The particularly friendly looking Sadam Hussein that used to be wheeled out for public appearances, where there was likelihood of being lynched/shot/nuked or questioned by the BBC. Now if such a stand in can be found in a country where looking like Saddam Hussein was presumably only a short term career choice, think of the worldwide potential for Michael. With all the practice that the inumerable M. Jackson impersonators have had over the past few decades ther must be a rich mine of potential applicants for a role in a similar vein.

In fact I'm expecting that these comeback concerts begin to pop up all over the world, with several, in different continents and on a single night. Like a franchising operation: imagine Subway but with a bigger choice of options. The rustic Italian Michael Jackson, the black rye Michael Jackson, the wheaty Chinese Michael Jackson; all moon walking their way through countless shows across the face of the planet.

Meanwhile somewhere the real Michael Jackson rakes in his commissions and keeps out of harms way.

Anyway, one thing we can assure even the most ardent conspiracy theorist of, is that everything on all of the Venture Blue family of websites are the real thing. There are no imposters here! We are and have the genuine article, right down to the improbably named Ventura! (check with Companies House if you must!).

So get that thriller feeling and log on today. Oh I've enclosed a link to the new suncare shop just in case you come across this blog in your spare time Michael.

M